it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
it was only a click
It was only a click.
Me at work
- Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
- Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU